Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Towed away at speed laughing


This little car appeared out side home over night
around midd morning a lad of about 20 years old knocked
on my door asking if it was mine 
I explained no, things often appear there over night and if he 
wanted it to help him self it was fine by me, making conversation 
I asked if he had a child for it,he answered no he was
going to take it home, then tow the girl friend behind his motor bike and see how
fast they could go. 

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Slugs! the hunt is on

Day and Night


No more pellets, rechargeable batteries,
now just got to sort the steering out.


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Monday, 7 May 2012

Some times you have to ask for Help

Whispering in my garden


and its too my little friends I turn 
We will do it together
Its a messy job
a three letter word
  it digs and scrapes
They will do it for me
just a word in the right ear.

what is the problem? Just a bloody cat.

( No cats will be harmed in this strategic deterrent. )   . 

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Sunday, 8 January 2012

It'll put hair on your chest


Daft things happen in our house
objects appear from no-where 
things change, things move.
 No its not a ghost.
Its just our way of life
Having fun  self amusement 
a windup
.
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Find out where the hair came from.

Saturday, 17 September 2011

A new venture recycling

                    Stu's View, Humor.


Our aim  is to reuse the tons of waste from the pizza industry
to package and market our competitive priced product.
Using old  discarded boxes,  clinically refurbished and
dressed-up with new sign-age, alternatively we may simply
pop your pizza  inside a old lads mag or knitting pattern,
chop it up into soup or bake-bean tins and label appropriately,
you choose, and with our no door drop leafleting policy
your the winner.

Box design