Ready steady go

Can you hear it, I can

it maybe coming very soon

putting right the wrongs,  

Its quicker than a stena stairlift

for getting you up and down

from bathroom to lounge 

from the garden to kitchen,

you've heard it before 

that irritating mechanical sound

the electronic drone, 

It's not new you've heard it before 

at lest in one ear thats for sure.

Yes it's the have you been miss-sold 

phone call.

 But this time Gas and Electricity ?